• Central Park

    If you don’t know what Central Park is, you live in a cave.

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    I don’t think we have any friends that live in holes.

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    Go away weird hole-dwellers!

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    There is a surprising amount of water in Central Park.

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    There is also wildlife.

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    Some of it is in the water.

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    The squirrels are big and ugly like Torontonian squirrels.

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    This is a folly. Which means something an architect decided needed to be built for no reason.

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    This is a picture Kerri decided to take for no reason.

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    She is good at that.

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    We did not go rowing.

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  • High Park Zoo

    High Park has a zoo.

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    It is small and filled almost entirely with even-toed ungulates.

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    Even-toed ungulates are boring.

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    They also had some birds.

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    There was also lots of poop, so there were lots of flies.

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  • Fort York

    Matt decided to take out downtown Toronto with a cannon

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    Other than that Fort York was pretty boring.

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    The little hill and wall don’t seem like they would be very effective for defense.

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