The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

There was a mommy and baby seal sleeping.

But no matter where Kerri went, the Mommy was blocking the baby’s face.

Then they turned nose to nose.

Then Mom had to look at some noisy kids.

It’s hard work being a Mom.

You’ve got to keep an eye on everyone.

Then they turned and cuddled and the baby’s face was in the sun.

This is another seal that swam by.

This is a heron that flew by.

Mom opened her eyes for that.

But then she closed them again.

Then she moved and you could see the whole baby!

They looked like a puppy without ears.

That’s because real seals don’t have ears.

Unlike those smelly sea lions.

Seals are mostly blobs.

Very cute blobs.

But their legs aren’t very good on land.

So sometimes they squish their babies!

It’s a rough life being a baby seal.

Bye Mom!

Actually no, wait for me!

Let me give you a kiss.

I don’t want to kiss that end.

Ha ha, now I’m on your tail.

OK, OK, I’ll stop.

Back to napping.

Maybe I can get into trouble while she sleeps.

But Moms are never really sleeping.

OK let’s sleep together.

But Mom’s still keeping an eye on things.

This is comet NEOWISE over one of the local ski hills as the sun had set.

This is comet NEOWISE zoomed in with some stars that are not visible at all by naked eye or even binoculars.

This is comet NEOWISE with a shooting star that passed by during the long exposure. Never got one of the planes in the same frame, but somehow caught a shooting star.

Pink hair is good for flinging.

And tossing

And whirling

And shaking

And twirling

And swirling

Woah! Dizzy!

And shaking!

And swooshing

And spooshing

Wait, did Kerri just make that word up?

Her brain might be slightly rattled for some reason.

Pink hair is also good for flanging

And twanging

And just generally getting in your face.

Spunking

Just a minute. Dizzy again. For some reason.

Hasfluring

Blowing

Churflunking

And hazating

Which definitely does not mean it’s meant for people younger than 34.

Kerri’s hair is pink!

You may be wondering why she also appears to be naked.

Don’t worry, she’s actually wearing several layers, because it was a rather cold day to be on the balcony in front of a fan.

But the internet says that it is best to shoot hair models wearing as little as possible, and use Photoshop to remove any remaining straps.

Because clothing can distract from the hair.

As everybody knows, the least distracting background is naked women.

You should definitely keep that in mind for your next important Zoom meeting.