The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

The weird guy who built the House on the Rock had a lot of weapons.

Some of them seemed excessive.

We couldn’t figure out why there was a leg in the wall of weapons.

We had to look closer.

It seems like a tiny gun for a big leg.

Other weird things we found at House on the Rock included a statue of a man attempting to darn his socks while wearing them.

A street, which included houses built inside the house.

A steam powered carriage.

A tile-covered car.

More stuffed animals than Kerri’s collection.

This is the backside of the house with even more.

An animatronic tarot card reader.

And a Giant Power Heidelburg Electric Belt, which is an ancient version of those belts that are supposed to stimulate your abs and give you a six pack without you having to do anything. I guess people have been falling for that one for almost as long as there’s been electricity.

The outside of House on the Rock is very green.

It’s very pretty.

Still a bit weird.

OK, a lot weird.

And somehow cute and terrifying at the same time.

But mostly just weird.

And green.

It’s hard to find the actual house with all of the green and walkways.

You can see the infinity room.

And trace that backward.

So you know the house is there behind the trees.

But you still can’t really see it.

House on the Rock is a bit hard to explain.

And even harder to photograph.

It’s a guy’s house, built on a rock.

A lot of it’s designed to look like he just built the house around the nature that was already there. But all of this is actually fake. Those trees trunks are dead, and are just kind of propped up in his living room.

Most of the rest of the house is dark.

And filled with weird stuff.

I can’t even remember what this is.