• Rocchetta Mattei

    In the hills of Tuscany lies a castle. 

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    The castle was abandoned, but recently completed renovations to reopen it to the public.

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    What makes the castle so special you may wonder.

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    Well it is it’s location.

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    The castle was built as a place for the rich to come and get various “cures” as there is lots of energy flowing here.

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    These “cures” were offered by this man.  This window dedicates the room to celebrating his 90th birthday, because he thought his cures would make him virtually immortal. But he died before he got to use the room.

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    He built this castle with a variety of different styles. No room was the same.

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    It had lots of water and this fountain would spray all over the place.

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    All different types of materials and colours were used.

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    It has a bit of a Moorish look to it.

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    The views from inside were good.

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    It was hard to photograph because so many things were at strange angles.

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    They covered the metal frames with concrete modeled to look like tree bark to give it a more natural look.

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    Not part of the plan were these scorpions which were dead inside the light fixture. Our guides were freaked out by that, I thought it had something to do with energies and empowering the room.

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    This was a pentagonal shaped room. I thought the floor was cool because of the spiral. Apparently the spiral meant something, I thought it just makes sense as an easy way to build a floor with a pentagonal shape. 

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    The chapel looked very Escher like.

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    See what I mean.

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    Those ceiling panels are painted because they did spare a lot of expenses.

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    It looks pretty convincing though.

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    Here’s looking down.

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    It was a very funky room.

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    They don’t know what this says. It is written in Coptic and they haven’t gotten around to translating it yet.

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    This is a very nervous yoga posing individual holding up the archway – with her legs crossed! That takes skill.

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    Here’s another weird ceiling.

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    Another courtyard that looks different from the previous ones.

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    Here’s Kerri at the only facilities of the entire place. Oddly enough it doesn’t drain out the castle directly but rather into the main courtyard which seems rather disgusting.

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    Here’s looking where the toilet drains to. They also said he used to keep peacocks in there.

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    This rooms was blue due to the blue stained glass on all the windows.

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    Again sparing all the expenses these look like wood, but are actually compressed paper to make these cool ceiling panels.

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  • Pisa

    Everything looks tilted in Pisa, the road, the cars the tower.

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    Before visiting the tower we walked around the grounds to see the duomo and the baptistry.

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    The duomo was very fancy but the columns looked a bit strange with all the different marble used with no pattern.

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    The bapitistry was undergoing some room renovations as well.

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    Here’s the tower, no idea why everyone seems to think it leans.

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    It looks just fine from this angle.

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    Looking up the inside looks just fine too. Except for that wire that goes from the centre to the wall as it hangs “straight” down.

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    The stairs are pretty wide in comparison to many staircases we have walked up and down.

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    They are disorientating as you lean left, forward, right and back as you climb.

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    The marble has been walked on lots and shows the wear over the centuries.

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    It had some bells at the top.

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    The view was really nice.

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    Normally the pictures you see of this lawn are covered with people “holding” up the tower. In the winter they close the lawn to let it recover.

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    This was a neat looking church off in the distance. We walked close to it and it was less neat looking than we thought.

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    Here’s Kerri leaning on the tower. The top level is actually less slanted. They kinked the tower twice while building it to try to correct the lean.

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    The building in front of it is the duomo. It also leans, but not as much.

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    The inside of of the duomo was very impressive.

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    The chandelier is a recreation of the one Galileo watched swinging during mass and discovered that pendulums keep the same period no matter how far they swing.

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    Back and forth, back and forth. Even Galileo zoned out during church. 

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  • Da Vinci Museum

    This museum is mostly items built from sketches from Leonardo’s notebooks that he never built.

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    This one wasn’t even a functional invention.

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    They built it from this detailed plan.

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    He tried to make mechanized soldiers.

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    See look at all the plans. It makes sense. No stretching going on here.

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    Here’s a diving suit with attached air pump so that the air can be refreshed from the surface.

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    Here’s a mirror box so that you can see all sides of yourself by standing in the middle.

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    This machine was to grind concave mirrors.

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    There was also a lot more violent stuff that we didn’t learn about in school. This is a tank.

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    Here’s angry Matt firing a machine cannon.

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    This is a machine of death, not quite sure how it works but does it ever look menacing.

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  • Acadamia

    You already saw David, but there is more than a single statue in the building. Here are some of the works in progress.

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    Michelangelo would get side tracked while working and never got around to finishing these ones. 

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    It was interesting to see the incomplete sculptures so see how they are made.

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    They look stuck in the marble.

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    They eternally stretch but are stuck in the stone.

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    So close, this one was almost done.

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    Then there was a room with all the plaster casts.

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    This is an ancient statue of a girl is trying to get her dog to take a pill.

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    Kerri’s not entirely sure how the anatomy works here, but baby Jesus should cut that out!

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    Artists are a bit weird and don’t seem to have the best grasp of anatomy.

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  • David

    Warning: If you’re not interested in the new TV show “Ancient Works of Art: Shaft Shots Edition”, don’t scroll down.

    David was originally supposed to go on the roof of the Cathedral.

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    But he was too heavy, and they couldn’t lift him, so he stood outside of the City Hall building that looks like a castle for centuries.

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    There is still a replica there, but the original got moved to a museum after his arm was broken off in a riot.

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    Next to him stands this lovely statue of Pluto and Prosurpina. It is made of stainless steel, but it is covered with a coating to give it the yellow-green sheen. Because if it wasn’t ugly, it wouldn’t be modern.

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    We went to the museum, because we’re such art connoisseurs we could totally tell the difference between the original and the replica.

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    The replica doesn’t have the vandalism that makes it look like he has toe fungus.

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    So we took our bad selfie and sat down to ponder the famous statue.

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    When heading out to fight Goliath, why did David grab his sling before his pants?

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    How did he find time for a manicure before grabbing the stone? Pants should definitely come before manicures in your giant fighting routine.

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    Why does he look like he’s scratching his chin from this angle?

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    Why are his pupils heart shaped? Is he slaying the giant or falling in love with him?

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    Why is his foot embedded in a tree stump?

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    Why is this ancient Jewish hero uncircumcised?

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    Why did Kerri take a picture from this angle? And is it too obscene to risk having it show up in everyone’s Facebook feed?

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    Here is one that only shows his upper body, just in case. The sling looks like something weirdly squishy and disgusting though.

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