The Adventures of Kerri & Matt

The Omaha Zoo had new baby peachicks.

They were learning to do whatever Mom does.

But they weren’t very good at it yet.

This is a replica of John Deere’s first plow.

To keep the plow straight you have to be strong.

Plowing was hard work.

So they invented tractors.

Tractors are uncomfortable, so they added bouncy seats.

This is the biggest tractor.

Matt drove it too.

It has a lot of buttons.

Which do a lot of things.

Hooray for tractors.

The world’s largest carousel is not the only carousel at House on the Rock. This one is 5 storey tall.

It has a lot of dolls on it.

And a lot of other terrifying stuff.

The top has naked women, only some of which are terrifying.

And underneath them are dolls.

Lots of spinning dolls.

This is a close-up, in case you don’t understand how naked women could be terrifying.

The weirdest part is that dirty and seems to have injuries painted on her. Being a brown unicorn-headed women is weird enough, but why is she also abused?

This is the world’s largest carousel

You can’t ride it, but it does really spin.

This is what it looks like from the top.

The carousel is at House on the Rock, after you come out of the tunnel with teeth.

A lot of the animals on the carousel are weird.

Some are just a bit weird.

Others are still giving Kerri nightmares to this day.

The sign says there are no horses on the carousel. But there are plenty of horses in the room with the carousel.

And a lot of things on the carousel that are basically horses, like unicorns.

Or horses with weird tails.

Or armoured centaurs.

And things that look more like a sea-horse than a seahorse does.

This animal appears to be half-donkey, half-horse, and yet is definitely not a mule.

There were also a lot of ferocious animals.

Some of them were armoured.