• Omaha Zoo Baby Sea Lions

    The Omaha Zoo had baby sea lions.

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    One baby was 9 days old.

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    And the other one was 3 days old.

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    They were both very cute.

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    They mostly just want to eat.

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    They don’t explore very far from Mom.

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    Mom is the source of food after all.

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    Although sometimes it’s dangerous to stick too close to Mom.

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    Especially when she’s got an itch.

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    But you do have to take every opportunity you can get for a snack.

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    Even if Mom is flailing around wildly.

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    Just keep drinking.

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    And then give her kisses.

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    Because she loves you.

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    Enough to feed you.

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  • John Deere Tractor Museum

    This is a replica of John Deere’s first plow.

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    To keep the plow straight you have to be strong.

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    Plowing was hard work.

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    So they invented tractors.

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    Tractors are uncomfortable, so they added bouncy seats.

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    This is the biggest tractor.

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    Matt drove it too.

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    It has a lot of buttons.

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    Which do a lot of things.

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    Hooray for tractors.

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  • Doll Carosel

    The world’s largest carousel is not the only carousel at House on the Rock. This one is 5 storey tall.

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    It has a lot of dolls on it.

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    And a lot of other terrifying stuff.

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    The top has naked women, only some of which are terrifying.

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    And underneath them are dolls.

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    Lots of spinning dolls.

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    This is a close-up, in case you don’t understand how naked women could be terrifying.

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    The weirdest part is that dirty and seems to have injuries painted on her. Being a brown unicorn-headed women is weird enough, but why is she also abused?

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