• Wisconsin Dells

    The Wisconsin Dells are some sedimentary structures on the Wisconsin River that have drawn tourists for over 100 years.

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    If that looks like a bad picture taken from a pirate-themed minigolf course, that’s because most of the scenic viewpoints in the area don’t allow cameras for some reason.

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    Over a century as a tourist attraction has resulted in many interesting attractions.

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    Many of which seem more weird than scenic.

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    And seemed to have nothing to do with Wisconsin.

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    We definitely weren’t only there because it’s the waterpark capital of the world…

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    Where even the cheapest motel must have at least 6 elaborately decorated swimming pools.

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  • Most Boring Highway in Michigan

    On the US side there were more tractors on the road.

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    Then we drove down the most boring highway in Michigan.

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    We didn’t have to drive the most boring highway in Michigan.

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    The other route was 8 minutes shorter according to Google.

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    But this route went through a National Park and wetlands and seemed likely to be much more scenic on paper.

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    It wasn’t.

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  • Trans Canada Highway

    Many parts of the Trans Canada Highway seemed more mountain-like than anything that we had previously seen in Ontario that were called mountains. Here’s a hint, if you build a road through mountains and just lay it straight up the mountain, it’s not a mountain. Roads through mountains look like this because you have to make a flat part to put the road on.

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    We also saw a guy selling knives from a stand on the side of the highway, a horse-drawn carriage, and a “warning horse drawn carriages” sign. Kerri wasn’t quick enough with the camera to get any of these things. But we know you won’t believe us unless there’s a picture so here you go:

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    Then we crossed a bridge into the US.

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  • Manitoulin Island

    We took the ferry across to Manitoulin Island, which is the largest island within a lake in the world. This picture isn’t of the island, which was too big to take an interesting picture of.

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    The ferry passed a cormorant with a very orange beak.

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    This is the largest lake within the largest island in the world.

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    And this is the largest island within a lake within an island within a lake in the world.

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    There are several lakes within that island, and some of them even have islands. But we decided we’d have enough of this nonsense and moved on.